Cheerfulness Belongs with Youngsters

(Cheery-Beery-Bean)

Cheerfulness Belongs with Youngsters
A bunch of cheerful youngsters of yore ostensibly having a good time, very likely consisting of innocent, dumb funny jokes, moronic pranks, tricks or something. (Painter: Arturo Ricci, 1854-1919).

Well, cheerfulness 1 belongs with youngsters
Yeah, cheerfulness 2 belongs with youngsters
I say, cheer foolness belongs with youngsters.
It don’t belong with the old married ones at all.

Attending church has made them gloomy
Attending church has made them gloomy
Attending church has made them gloomy
And wedding day has made them even way more such.

Let’s get together, my little darling
Let’s get together, little darling
Let’s get together, my little darling
I’m gonna treat you fine as far as food’s concerned.

Come noon, for lunch I’ll give you string beans
Come noon, for lunch I’ll give you string beans
Come noon, for lunch I’ll give you string beans
And every night for dinner I’ll give you the works.

Climbing the stairs we’ll keep our distance
We’ll keep our distance from each other
I won’t be bothering you with these hance
But once in bed you better watch out for me claws.

No end of tickling under the blankets
No end of tickling ’neath the blankets
No end of tickling under the blankets
Tickling and stroking-poking till the cows come home.
……… (Arbitrary Bonus Finale)
Cheery-Beery-Bean, tomorrow’s Sunday
Cheery-Beery-Bean, no work, no bizniss
Cheery-Beery-Bean, Heaven be witniss
Cheery-Bee, getting laid all day long.

Cheery-Beery-Bean, tomorrow’s Sunday
Cheery-Beery-Bean, fogh work, fogh bizniss
Cheery-Beery-Bean, Heaven be witniss
Cheery-Bee, getting
laid
all
day
lo-oooooooo-n-gh(ah)!


1 But you, folx, will sing cheerfulneh-ess due to metric reasons.
2 A.a.


SOURCES: E la ligrie / Ciribiribin.

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